Life Can’t Possibly Top Prom

Nope. It really doesn’t get much better than this.

After attending this year’s senior prom, a local girl reported that it was in fact “the best night of [her] life.” Although she did have some doubts that a high school dance could be the highlight of her entire life, those doubts quickly faded. ¬†From coordinating her dress with her date’s bow tie to riding down Highway 61 in that rented limo, prom proved to be “the most amazing and rewarding experience [she would] ever experience in [her] life.”

“We took pictures by that oversized chair at Big Apple Bagels, which was really meaningful for me, because I practically grew up on that chair,” she said, wistfully looking at the eight acrylic nails that remained of her prom manicure.

“The dancing was rad, and then we all sat around drinking that punch with those little berries in it, just soaking up each other’s awesomeness. It’s true what they say, high school really is the best years of your life!”

In short, it could be summed up in three capitalized words separated by periods: BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

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